Just a quick TB Update

There is a report of a Silver Ford Ranger O8R-GK2, who thinks the speed limit is 95MPH. Please make sure next time you stay off my ass you Rectal Wart. Tailgating people is rude and dangerous, so don't be an ass clown or you are gonna hit someone.

We also have a Gold Saturn J37-CXH, Stop being a bitch and cutting people off. The solid white lines are not for crossing over, and for the LOVE OF PONYS, Please stop putting on your face while driving. I hope you rear-end someone and get Joker lips due to your insolence.

And that is your quick TimmyJStudios Traffic Bitches update.

Viva What?

Ok, so here is a tough blog, and it is more to get opinions than anything else but DAMN if there weren't a lot of damn kids in the streets these past 2 days. So here is the issue. There are ramblings in the government that state that it will be a felony to be an illegal immigrant. I myself think that is a bit extreme, we have enough felons as it is, why make more. So Thousands upon thousands of kids, poured into the streets the other day because of the issue. Kids walking through the middle of the streets (bad start in my opinion) chanting various things. My personal experience was that they were chanting VIVA MEXICO, and was backed up by all of the news stations showing the same. They all wanted to make a political statement and blah blah blah. I am all for protest, BUT:

1) These kids aren't even old enough to vote. (Can't vote, no political clout, duh)
2) They are all citizens probably, at least the majority if not like 95% are.(though I get their parents may not be)
3) Though the protests were legal and semi-tame, it looked like chaos to me.
4) Swimming in the city hall fountains has no political purpose
5) If you want rights and clout in AMERICA, perhaps the main slogan that is chanted so loud I could hear it on the 9th floor behind glass windows, shouldn't be VIVA MEXICO.
6) I bet 1 out of 1000 of those kids had even ever been to Mexico because it they had, they would'nt blindly chant Viva Mexico. I have nothing against Mexico but the people who jump the border aren't leaving the posh parts, they are leaving the ghettos.
7) Where were the adults, who this issue should be important to?
8) The whole issue of Illegal Immigrants is just that , they are Illegal, so find a way to make them Legal, duh.
9) Some people, Not me, will say, "Well we pay for them to have health care and schools and stuff." Well yes we do, but our economy will crash without them. Give them a special tax so they pay part of their own way. When will we all protest people on welfare, don't work, and others who live off of our dime as well?
10) They are our damn Laws, so help make these people Legal, in a simple way, set it up so they pay taxes, and help them learn English. Simple as that.

There is another side, the scary side. Who know what to make of this, but it just goes to show, when you boil it down people just hate people, and its kind of sad. Every Race, just like every religion has groups within it that think they are superior.

Anyway, I think these kiddy protests are crap, kids don't have political beliefs, they just run around and act like they care about an issue that they don't think about the day after(SHEEP). I know the value of these immigrants who do jobs no one wants to do. I am sorry that we live in a society where there is a class based economy and citizens who my become legal may still be treated as second class. But You come cry to me after my wedding day when I can walk the streets of my town holding hands with the one I love without fear of being jumped or killed.

So that's it, do you want to be American Citizens, or Mexican Citizens. Shouldn't all of us in this country be Americans? We don't have to deny where we come from, or where our roots stretch to, but enough with the labels and being BLANK-American. Just be.

Now I don't want any one to take this the wrong way, I appreciate people no matter where they come from, and people who know me, know that. This whole race thing . . .It's just tired.

Kisses . . .

TB Update

That's right, its time for another traffic bitches update, bringing you offenders from far and near, in front and behind. So lets get to it...

Moron who drives a dark grey Jeep Cherokee Limited - 086-HJS, DIE!!! I guess you like the million other idiots on the road could really bog my blog down, but LEARN TO SIGNAL. That's why they put those little amber pieces of plastic on the corners of your vehicle. They do have a purpose.

Speaking of signaling, there is debate over my next fellow driver, but I say he is wrong. Hey, YOU!!! Leather Clad biker guy with totally cliche bandana. Just because you look behind you and point to the lane you cut into without hesitation, doesn't mean you are signaling. I am pretty sure your Harley Type Motor Scooter license 028-LAN (It was a real motorcycle, I am just being an ass) came fully equipped with working blinkers on the rear. I guess you can signal that way but if you point and cut off, it doesn't really count, and it was a cocky point, not a please may I get over point. I am pointing at you, where ever you are, right now, can you guess which finger I am using? Here is a clue, it isn't the one you used to point to where you were gonna cut people off with. Don't worry I am sure you will figure it out.

Finally, we have the Drive Thru Duche. That's right, last night while sitting in the drive through, this douche decides not only to get too close to me in the drive thru (but all truck\suv owners seem to do this) but you decided to rev the smog belching engine in your way to big Red Ford F350, license plate 3LX-B71. Now I know we were all hungry in that line, but the drive thru is for the purchase of food, not to drive through the car ahead of me so you can move up in the line. Do you smell that? Is that the new vinegar grilled stuffed burrito from Taco Bell, NO!!!! It's the douche behind me revving the engine to his 4 door V10 3 Ton douche mobile. YOU SUCK.

Well that about does it for now, this has been a Traffic Bitches report brought to you by Timmy J Studios. Taco Kisses . . .

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Traffic Bitches. . .

In this new segment to the blog, Roadkill Rodent presents Traffic Bitches. Traffic Bitches much like TB can be deadly, but at the very least, a pain in the ass. So for today (and yesterday):

For Wed March 15: F-ing Dodge Ram Dark Grey or charcoal, Probably 2003 or later, license Plate 8DT * J29, Prick Male Driver in his 40's......YOU SUCK!!!!! If you EVER go around me on the exit ramp and almost shave the dirt off of my car and then not even use the lane you cut into again and it's to me, I will ram your truck and rip the Jesus Fish off of the back of it and beat you with it.

For this morning Thur March 16: White 2000ish Buick, driven by crotchety white haired old business guy, license Plate G96 * 52T, I can see why you have a corky placard on your rear view mirror. I imagine that if you ride people's asses and then go around and cut them off like you did to me, you probably get the shit beaten out of you often. Hence you really do need the corky placard because your hip has been repeatedly broken from the very deserved beatings. YOU SUCK!!! Was it worth being a dick since you were stuck in front of me the entire time after you rode my tail and cut me off? Did the one car length you gained help you have a better day? I hope so, you ass clown.

Well that is all for today, but the way traffic is here, I imagine that this could be a daily supplement. This has been Roadkill Rodent for Timmy J Studios Traffic Bitches Report.

You know how rich people use money for toilet paper, well...

I found my new brand. It is a million dollar bill I found littering the streets of Downtown FT Worth. I hate it when people use "Money" as their ad. I hate evangelism. So here is what was on the back of the "Million Dollar Bill".

This tract has the Gospel message written around the border on the back of the bill.

The million dollar question: Will you go to Heaven? Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart." ( Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. That's not God's will. He sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for you. Jesus took your punishment upon Himself -"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and trust in Jesus, and God will grant you everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.

So basically "God" thinks you are a lying, thieving, Slutty bastard. If you don't fear him and lick his feat and read the not as exciting as Grimms fairytails book of his, you will burn forever in a fiery pit. If ever there was a ploy to control society and make people bend to a set of archaic rules, there it is. I have no problem with people who are religious or whatever, I just have a problem with people who have a problem with people who don't believe in their God. Here is a not so news flash. Everyone thinks their religion is the only right one. Everyone thinks everyone else (who doesn't believe like they do) is going to hell or the equivalent. No one has any proof that anything they believe is right or real (which is where the concept of Cop Out of faith comes in). I will be reamed for this post, seriously.

I am writing this just to make people think. Just think before you retort and remember, Isaac Hayes is retarded because he is a hypocrite for quitting South Park. He was a part in making fun of every race, religion and creed, but when the South Park guys made fun of the ULTIMATE SCAM Scientology, he cries foul and quits, because religion is so important, especially when it is your own. Well F U Isaac Hayes, F U. Just as you may sit and think, those damn scientologists are loony, or those people who believe in ghosts or UFOs are nuts, they have no proof, there is no proof blah blah blah, take a look in the mirror, because the same can be said for every "religion". I take comfort in the fact that I don't have to rely on a crutch to get through my life. I can get pissed off when bad things happen because I don't have to fall on the old adage of it was blah blahs will. Oprah, when talking to a cutter who was molested and troubled, said it best last night on her show, and frankly it surprised me that she said it, but there was wisdom in her words. When something like this happens and you are told to pray on it and it will be ok, All the praying in the world does nothing, it does nothing. Start thinking for your selves people. Besides prejudice and ignorance, religion is the last hurdle to get rid of and over for the world to work correctly. And the corporate machine, we definitely need to get rid of the corporate machine. But besides all of that, have a good day!!! Kisses...

What the hell is wrong with damn Freakin kids today?

I guess it is just a part of getting older, but I wonder if all people my age and possibly older had the same disdain for kids that I have. Kids piss me the fuck off. From birth to 20 pretty much. Of course when I was 16-17 I didn't like kids either I just didn't realize that the age range was so large until I got older. For instance, I feel like I cannot drive down the very street that we own a house on because the damn kids there like to congregate in the middle of the street and wont get out of the way until you stop for a minute. ALSO, they sometimes cross VERY SLOWLY on purpose if they see you coming. So it has come to it that when I go home, I have to seriously debate if I want to go around the back way or drive down the street on which I live. That is stupid. I feel like in a small way if I honk or say something they will retaliate and vandalize the house or my car. Did their parents never tell them to get the hell off the street when cars come? It is like that every day! Unless it is raining. Fuckers. Another part of me thinks, HEY, my tax dollars pay for the damn street, and I always knew when I was a kid\teen that if cars were coming, get out of the way. Now these are mid to older teens, but still, get the fuck off of the street. But its not just the kids in the neiborhood. Its all of them. They ruin movies, restaurants, the mall, and pretty much anywhere. I want to beat them all more than I want to beat the cat. I know that it's mostly the parents fault because they don't raise them right. But I think its also because kids suck and that goes for most teens too. I know, I know,
But TIM, you were a kid\teen once. Well DUH I know that, but I'm not now, so suck it. All I know is if I had my way, I would be realistic. I know I cant kill them all, cause of the population thing, but I would encourage shock collars and 5pm curfews. That would be sweet.

You don't know me. . .

Or do you. Sometimes you don't know people as well as you think you do. Just being at work, you deal with people all day. There are a few people at work who I am comfortable with and consider friends, but a lot of people don't really know me, and probably don't have any interest to. It's just interesting when a lot of the time they talk about family environment and blah blah blah, am I right Q? Yeah, I'm right. But anyway, just something to think on. Just a random thought...