You know how rich people use money for toilet paper, well...

I found my new brand. It is a million dollar bill I found littering the streets of Downtown FT Worth. I hate it when people use "Money" as their ad. I hate evangelism. So here is what was on the back of the "Million Dollar Bill".

This tract has the Gospel message written around the border on the back of the bill.

The million dollar question: Will you go to Heaven? Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart." ( Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. That's not God's will. He sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for you. Jesus took your punishment upon Himself -"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and trust in Jesus, and God will grant you everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.

So basically "God" thinks you are a lying, thieving, Slutty bastard. If you don't fear him and lick his feat and read the not as exciting as Grimms fairytails book of his, you will burn forever in a fiery pit. If ever there was a ploy to control society and make people bend to a set of archaic rules, there it is. I have no problem with people who are religious or whatever, I just have a problem with people who have a problem with people who don't believe in their God. Here is a not so news flash. Everyone thinks their religion is the only right one. Everyone thinks everyone else (who doesn't believe like they do) is going to hell or the equivalent. No one has any proof that anything they believe is right or real (which is where the concept of Cop Out of faith comes in). I will be reamed for this post, seriously.

I am writing this just to make people think. Just think before you retort and remember, Isaac Hayes is retarded because he is a hypocrite for quitting South Park. He was a part in making fun of every race, religion and creed, but when the South Park guys made fun of the ULTIMATE SCAM Scientology, he cries foul and quits, because religion is so important, especially when it is your own. Well F U Isaac Hayes, F U. Just as you may sit and think, those damn scientologists are loony, or those people who believe in ghosts or UFOs are nuts, they have no proof, there is no proof blah blah blah, take a look in the mirror, because the same can be said for every "religion". I take comfort in the fact that I don't have to rely on a crutch to get through my life. I can get pissed off when bad things happen because I don't have to fall on the old adage of it was blah blahs will. Oprah, when talking to a cutter who was molested and troubled, said it best last night on her show, and frankly it surprised me that she said it, but there was wisdom in her words. When something like this happens and you are told to pray on it and it will be ok, All the praying in the world does nothing, it does nothing. Start thinking for your selves people. Besides prejudice and ignorance, religion is the last hurdle to get rid of and over for the world to work correctly. And the corporate machine, we definitely need to get rid of the corporate machine. But besides all of that, have a good day!!! Kisses...