and now, THE NEWS...

For the first time in recorded history, live pictures of a live Giant squid were taken this week in its deep sea habitat. This isnt the largest squid living out there, but it is one of the oversized varietys that people didnt quite believe was living in our oceans. I cant believe no one has fried one of these mothers up yet, I WANT SUPERSIZED CALAMARI!!!

Scientist have found a spider that is 20 million years old. It was killed when tree sap covered it and today was found suspended in amber. Scientist were able to extract actual blood from the spider, which determined the age, and they are hoping to extract DNA also. I can already see the mutant 20 million year old spider hybrids running around tackling people and laying eggs in their brains. Dont say I didnt warn you.

Gov. Schwarzenegger has terminated the Same sex marraige bill. He says it will confuse the issue and he wants the people, not the courts to decide the fate of the issue. I have seen the Govenor shirtless lately and am frankly suprised he vetoed the bill. His boobs have gotten so saggy and large he could pass for a transy or a really weird looking woman, so does that mean he and Maria will have to get a divorce? I think so...

Scientists report that they have found Gorillas in the wild using tools for the first time. Gorillas for a long time, have been seen using their tools in zoos all across the country, but this is the first time in the wild. Scientists were supprised at how agile these creatures were when handling their tools, but if chimps can sign and paint, it shouldnt supprise us that gorillas can hold on to their sticks.

The Japanese automaker, Nissan, has developed an egg-shaped car whose body pivots 360 degrees so that its rear end becomes the front. The Pivo was shown Friday at a Tokyo Nissan showroom and is an experimental model. This model of car is going to be geared for the elderly population, due to the fact that there is no back seat for younger buyers to have sex in.

In Lajas, Puerto Rico, the town has devoted a large portion of their budget to building a landing strip for UFO's. The idea came from an elementary school teacher who claims to have been in contact with ET's since he wandered into a canabus field as a child. I am betting more regular planes land there than UFO's but I for one hope it works out.

Finally, a judge in Tx has barred a Teen druggie from having sex as part of her probation. She will aslo be ordered to drive the new Nissan Pivo, until her probation is over.

Greased up deaf guy says: See y'all at the paarty!!!

Kisses...

Stuff Happens...

So stuff happens.

We are having a little drunken monkey party to further the celebration of James' new job. Bring your own drinks, and there will be some snacks, but since there will be lots of drinking, there wont be to much food, cause as much as I like to entertain, I don't enjoy cleaning up peoples puke.

Leeann is getting a new little kitty. I had a hand in it and am happy that she was able to take it into her home. I can't wait to see it. Though I am not crazy about the name and have no issues about re-naming an animal I take into my home, especially if it is young. Besides, the cat doesn't know its name, it just knows when you make that sound, it can look at you and then ignore you. So if you rename it, it will learn the new sound that means look at me, and then walk away and ignore me. Besides the name is supposed to be a reflection of yourself, not the animal necessarily.

I am happy to hear that fall will soon be here, hopefully with much rain. Not much else going on I guess, still want to do a podcast show, but I am waiting on a good list of ideas so I don't just sit there, though really, I don't have the face or voice for radio, so I am probably screwed from the get go, but we will see. Anyway, hope everyone who reads this has a good day. Perhaps news on Friday, perhaps not, we'll see.

Kisses...

Picture O' the Monday

Credit to Rense.com for this photo.

In the News...

An Australian man was dressed to kill. He built up a 40,000 volt charge of static electricity due to his wool and nylon clothes, just by walking, and was setting carpet he walked over on fire. He was one step away from his clothes self combustion. Paris Hilton says: "that's Hot Bitch."

In Cape Town Africa, Police who were helping a stranded whale, decided the best way to help was to blow it up. Onlookers were very upset, however police are now working on blowing up a rice patty near by, and a bank of sea weed. Sushi anyone???

A dead deer mysteriously appeared on top of a 35 foot powerline pole. It is reported the deer may have come from another dimension. No one knows how it got there, but reports say it had a very shiney nose. Reports from the north pole say Christmas may be late this year.

Researchers build teeny-weeny little robot -- so small that 200 could line up on an M&M and dance the macherena.

A survey found that for less than the cost of your morning bagel, you can feed starving children and help them out. This survey was run by a fat man who obviously had a large lunch and if found dead, could feed the village for months. An opposing survey found that people who see the plea for this money, don't care.

And finally, if you have any issues you would like to hear on an internet radio show, please make sure to post them here, and who knows, before 2010 you may be able to hear it.

Kisses...

Early Picture of the week...

Behold DIVA!!!

Pic o' the week: Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands...

Whats Going On???

Well, what the hell is going on? It's just a question. Well I dont know that this post will be going anywhere at all. The news is all about the Hurricane aftermath, so not much to comment on, but let me see....

The California Assembly has OK'ed Same Sex Marriages. These lawmakers have said, if we want to tie knots we can. Now this is a big deal, but the GOVONATOR can veto this bill, so who knows if it will stick. You may as well shake your magic 8 ball to get the outcome, cause it is all up in the air. Look

I didnt know, and of course the hurrican is WAY more important, but Bob Gilligan Denver died last week. Though in my opinion Bob Denver died when Gilligan landed in our livingrooms long ago. Not funny, just a point.

More storms threaten the Gulf, so Bushey....Ya think we can get it right this time???

In work news...a furniture mover got fired after he and a coworker were caught fencing with adult $ex toys they found in a customers bedroom.

A man was fired for eating leftover pizza at work cause some other work pricks wanted to take it home but didnt put their name on it or anythng, but enough of a stink was raised that the poor man got fired for eating 2 slices anyway.

The recreation center down the street from us is finally being used, as a shelter for Hurricane victims. It is supposed to be a fitness rec center, but the parking lot is usually very empty, so happy that it is being put to use.

And Finally, I want ideas for a internet radio show and topics that could be discussed, so let me know what you think. Have a good day. Sorry for the slow news week.

Also, in case you didnt know, the Bushes suck in a MAJOR WAY, like huge corn filled donkey Poo. See?

Kisses...

Somber Stuff...

All of our thoughts and hopes go out to the people in the affected areas of the country due to the Hurricane. In the same respect, horrid slow death to those who blame this disaster on gays, anyone else, or the activities that went on in that city.

Thursday's Question...

OK, for S&G, lets put a question out there, YAY! Lets say, that you are at work and working (it could happen) and you are doing your normal thing and you hear a cubicle or 2 over, loud people talking. So naturally you listen cause you can hear them like they are talking to you. So Mother one says, : "Oh my son just called and wants to bring a girl home after school. The other Mother, and Mother one discuss all that kind of stuff,
M2 "Oh my daughter cant date until she is 16"
M1 "Well My kids can date blah blah blah"
M2 "Are you sure you don't mind him bringing a girl home without you there?"
M1 "Oh I trust him, and besides, he's bringing a guy home too. But not like that...He's another friend from school. My son really likes this girl, but so does his friend he is bringing home, but hey At Least he's strait!!!" (The friend I assumed or her son, it doesnt matter.)
M2 "Shhh, not so loud" This is because M2, who is supposedly a friend of sorts knows I hear everything.
"Whisper, Whisper, Whisper." aaannnnnndddddd Scene.

Anyway so the basic premise of this badly written story is that Loudy McTalksalot over there, or M1 for short, is saying, my son is having friends over, but I am not worried about premarital sex or him alone with a girl, I am just excited and relieved that the other boy that will be with them is strait.

Now I know I will get flack for this, but you can replace that strait comment with "at least he isn't (Insert race here), or religion or gender or anything else bigots like to pick on. My Question to you is, what would you say or do, again keeping in mind you are at work, in this situation, if anything at all? Would you speak up, would you do anything, would you go to Human Resources?

Comment Away, because I am really interested in what people would do.

As for me, I hope I get invited to Loudy Mctalksalot's wedding, because in front of her and many others, I will say NO, I don't think you would like my date, He ISN'T Strait.

Kisses...