In the News...

An Australian man was dressed to kill. He built up a 40,000 volt charge of static electricity due to his wool and nylon clothes, just by walking, and was setting carpet he walked over on fire. He was one step away from his clothes self combustion. Paris Hilton says: "that's Hot Bitch."

In Cape Town Africa, Police who were helping a stranded whale, decided the best way to help was to blow it up. Onlookers were very upset, however police are now working on blowing up a rice patty near by, and a bank of sea weed. Sushi anyone???

A dead deer mysteriously appeared on top of a 35 foot powerline pole. It is reported the deer may have come from another dimension. No one knows how it got there, but reports say it had a very shiney nose. Reports from the north pole say Christmas may be late this year.

Researchers build teeny-weeny little robot -- so small that 200 could line up on an M&M and dance the macherena.

A survey found that for less than the cost of your morning bagel, you can feed starving children and help them out. This survey was run by a fat man who obviously had a large lunch and if found dead, could feed the village for months. An opposing survey found that people who see the plea for this money, don't care.

And finally, if you have any issues you would like to hear on an internet radio show, please make sure to post them here, and who knows, before 2010 you may be able to hear it.

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