Do these wings make me look fat?

News you can chew on...

BREAKING NEWS...Hurricanes blow...Well they suck too, I guess they do both. Any way, The Big Easy is getting a big saltwater enema via nurse Katrina. The Super Dome where half of New Orleans population is huddling, is blowing apart and its raining like no ones business. I know its a tragedy, but you guys down there have had like 100+ years to prepare for this, you have dodged every bullet so far, but as Ned Flanders will tell you , You cant keep a storm from flooding your city with GOOD INTENTIONS...

Aruba diver find nothing in their search for that Girl that is missing for over 3 months now. Though bones were reported offshore, all the divers found were unusually fat fish.

Coffee is VERY Healthy. It has at least 4 to 5 times more antioxidants than any other beverage. So Drink it you Bastards.

Suge Knight was shot in the leg at the MTV Party. I know, I know, I am just as shocked as you are...

A Huge Glass walkway will be built by an Indian Tribe that will extend 70 feet out into the air in the grand canyon. That way, you littering bastards, for the first time in history, will be able to see where your Fritos bag lands when you toss your trash into Americas plumbers crack.

Axl Rose is being sued by his fellow Guns n Roses Band mates. Apparently Duff and Slash are suing for hoarded royalties that Axl didn't share. Now let this be a lesson to all of the bands out there. If you want your full paycheck, don't stay drunk and high all the time, sober up once a month to check your account balance.

And Finally, A chimp in China who has smoked for 15 years, started to smoke even more when her mate died. The zoo keepers are worried about her health and want her to quit. The chimp picked up the habit by getting ciggy butts left by visitors to the zoo. Zoo officials are hoping the chimp can quit cold turkey and pick up normal, healthy chimp activities like flinging poo, because as we all know, smoking is a nasty habit.

On a serious note, Good thoughts, and hope for all who are effected by this Hurricane, it is a hard thing to deal with, but the well wishes of much of the country go out to you who are suffering.

That's all for now.....Kisses...

Just a brief but important news item........

Sean Combs has changed his name AGAIN, because his music sucks and he needs attention. He's been Sean Puffy Combs, Puff, Puff Daddy, Puffy, P Diddy, blah Blah BLAH.... But this is really important...

WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!? Every time he isn't in the spot light for his crappy music or business deals, or for being associated with a Shooting, he changes his name to get attention. I hardly think it is news worthy. Hey Diddy, why don't you change your name to Done. It still starts with a D and I have a big Fork with all of your names on it.

Stick it...

Stick it UK!!!!!!

Fat Cats Don't Cry....Its the Picture of the Week

This is Sebastian before he went on his Catkins Diet.....

This is Sebastian NOW!!! He went from between 31-32 pounds to between 16-17 pounds!!!

YAY!!! No more rocking when he breathes, no more wearing people sized clothes, and no more getting stuck holes that were too small for him.
Kisses.....

A Thought for the Day...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Think About It....

....Kisses

Black Eyed Peas!?

So I thought, EEEEKK, the Black Eyed Peas could be the answer to the Aqua hole in my music library. So I listened to a couple of their albums. I don't like the actual peas, and I must say I don't care for the musical Peas either. I am sure they fill a nitche for some, but for me...Me No Likey. Aqua kicks it way better than them. So you were right Leeann, the Black Eyed Peas are not good. Not even with corn bread.

Ode to my Devil Duckie... (actually its the official song that was on the package...)

Devil Duckie, you're the one,You make bathtime lots of fun,Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.(woh woh, bee day!)Devil Duckie, when you float,It's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!Devil Duckie, you're my very best friend, hooray!(doo doo doo dee, day!)Every day when IMake my to get cleanI find a little fella who'sRed and yellow and mean(rub-a-dub-keen!)Devil Duckie, you're so swell,You guide me on the path to hell,Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty -Devil Duckie, you're a naughty birdy -Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.

People can suck, and Here is why...

I notice this all the time, I wish I had a licence to carry a bat in public.

READ THIS!!! I Command You...