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So we are finally having our house warming party, but here's the rub, no one local really reads this so this isn't an invitation, its just notice. . .

Dick Cheney Was Here

(Effects of Birdshot like what Cheney shot but on a metal storm door)



ouch . . .Remember Kids, Guns don't kill people, wankers like Dick Cheney Do.

For REEL though...

Ok, well we got our first lawn mower, and can I say, I really like it. It is fun to use, pretty quiet, and good for the planet and the grass. Sure the cut isn't as even as the buzz cut a regular lawnmower will give you, but I was able to mow the yard and it didn't feel like work so that is what counts. I am sure in the summer it will suck a little more, but since this mower doesn't make its own heat, it shouldn't be so bad. Want me to mow your yard for you? Just ask me, I like it that much. Want if for free, too bad, its 20 for the yard or 10 per hour, whichever is more, plus gas, and where's my sandwich bitch??? Oh, sorry, any way... I really like the mower and would highly recommend it for anyone who wants a NON gas mower and cant quite afford to shell out the 400+ dollars for the electric kind. The new Reel mowers are the way to go. Well I guess that is it, have a good day, kisses. . .

The Cause of life's problems and some News...

I know this is a DUH moment, but I was reminded today that the cause of most of life's stress and problems, is Corporate Machine America. You have to get up early, just to make it in to work "on time" just like the 3 billion other people on the highway, which causes traffic. You are moody because you have to get up so you are touchy and crabby. Traffic compounds the problem and road rage ensues. You speed or are rude in traffic, possibly getting a ticket, which your company will not comp you for. You have to deal with morons you work with. People take their jobs way to seriously, and if you don't they get mad at you. Work is the cause of all stress and ills that you may go through. It is like a vicious cycle that ends with going to bed early so you can do the whole thing over again. Corporate America sucks ass. Just a little FYI for you.

Now Some news...

In Egypt, An American team has found what appears to be an intact tomb in the Valley of the Kings, the first found in the valley since that of Tutankhamun in 1922. Hopefully when they crack the tomb open, they find more than Geraldo did in the secret (and empty) chamber in the Pyramid.

Apple is releasing their $149 Ipod Nano. The $149 Nano has a 1 gigabyte capacity which will hold 240 songs or 140000 photos. It comes in black or white and has all of the traditional features of the Ipod, like the clicky wheel and all of that. So for those of you who jumped the gun on the Ipod craze, sorry, but for most of you the 1gb model isn't enough room so it's ok. I still want a Creative MP3 player myself.

apparently, the Olympic flame will use enough gas to support a small town, so I guess it is a good thing that we have solved world hunger and poverty. PRIORITIES PEOPLE . . . Looks like sports are in the top 5 of the worlds ills.

Brittany Spears is being poo pooed on. NO PERV, not in a new German Schiza video, by the media. She is being charged with being a bad mom for driving with her spawn in her lap. She claims she did it because of the Papirazzi. I think she did it cause she's a dummy. People are wondering why her security guard in the car right next to her didn't help her with the child, but what we probably don't know, is that he got the kid off of the roof of the car before she pulled out of her driveway. I know how it is Brit, its easy to forget stuff on the roof of your car.

Kelly Clarkson beat Paul McCartney for best pop album at the grammys. I tend to agree that she deserves to have that honor. Though I think people should get over the American Idol tie. People, American Idol didn't make her win. American Idol is just the way she got exposure, they don't make talent, they just expose it. She is a star all on her own, and probably and hopefully would have made it with or without AI.

Finally, It seems as if Ben & Jerrys Milkshakes will be bringing all of the boys to the yard. Damn right its better than yours. Pepsi will be selling Ben & Jerrys Milkshakes in stores this year. They will be refridgeerated and not frozen, and oh so yummy. Though thanks to The Megan, I know the real lyrics behind the "Milkshake" song and the fact that Ben and Jerry are in the picture makes it all the more disturbing.

Have a good week. Kisses...

Myspace under Fire

Well besides all of the news stories talking about MySpace being a haven for child predators, and sexual harassment for all, it is also being blocked from access in more and more offices. Today on a whim I decided to see if mine was one of them, because before it wasn't. Well it is blocked as of today. So for all of you who have a MySpace account, please do enjoy it, and if you enjoy it from an office, enjoy it while you can, because reports show that more and more offices are blocking it from their employees.