Sexual Harassment, Smoking and Buying our First House

Well I just got back from our yearly sexual harassment training class thingy. My opinion is that if you are a total social retard then you are probably guilty of this, or if you just don't know any better. I also realized that for about 5 years now, my co worker has been harassing me in the sexual manner in the following ways: Unwanted touching, violation of personal space, explicit sexual talking about herself, others, speaking explicitly about her past abuse by her family in great detail and repeatedly bringing it up over and over, telling me what a slut she used to be, saying how she misses her f*** me shoes and telling me what those were, explaining how her lesbian niece isn't really a lesbian because she loves to f*** men too much, pinching me, speaking of men and various aspects of them to me as if I were her "girlfriend" which really pisses me off, speaking of past detailed experiences and the members involved, uncle abuse talk.

Well if you are still with me, I could go on and on for at least a few more lines. Now if this isn't a basis for sexual harassment, I don't know what is. You know who you are, you filthy wannabe vixen. Although my claim would be ignored I am sure, because I am a guy, and she isn't, because all of the examples were of men being bad toward women, except for 1 case and the other exception was when a girl didn't mind being leered at and cat called by this guy but as soon as the girl did it, it was a big freaking deal, cause she doesn't want a girl hitting on her, blah blah blah, pointless as usual. Go to work, don't talk to anyone, don't even speak or breath if you can help it, and go home and sleep. Otherwise you are screwed.

Well on to more exciting topics, and yes here comes the jinx, but I(we) quit smoking. Now I could totally bum at work and be secretive about that, but I would certainly hate it if someone did that to me so I wont. Besides if I am gonna quit, I am really gonna quit. People are so weird about the issue, especially parents. Parents get a hint of the fact that their child is smoking and they freak. Well I say People with their own huge personal issues aught to shut their holes. But back to me, no more smoking for now, and hopefully ever. I do like it, it was fun, but its better if I don't and the money being saved is good too. So that's enough of that. If you still smoke, good for you, if that is what you want to do, then who am I to say don't do it. I am certainly not going to be one of those holier than thou ex-smokers, those people suck donkey balls.

Finally, Yay, we are buying our first home. It is 18 years old, it is quaint, and it isn't the home I had in my head, but I like it. Its a first house, so it wont be perfect, but it is damn near close. One of the cool things about having a home, is if anyone comes over and pisses me off, I can be all, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, and really mean it. And they would have to . At any rate I am super excited and cant wait to move. Our apartment sucks ass for not letting 5+ year residents out of our lease 2 months early and are pretty much costing us our solstice presents and stuff, probably my birthday presents too, but we are getting a house so that is ok. If you can ever help it, NEVER RENT. It is a total screw job. I would certainly not want anyone I know hanging on the edge of THE CLIFFS of the GHETTO. By that I mean if you can avoid UNITED a-holes that make up apartment management offices, the DOMINION of the Properties, than do so. If you do have to rent, I will light a candle for you, cause it sucks.

End of Rant

Kisses...

Now, by repeated request, The news...

Senators grilled top industry executives about huge profits and high prices, but CEOs made no apologies and rejected calls to contribute to a fund to help the poor heat their homes this winter. This proves the theory we all knew already, Oil Tycoons are bastards. That's why we have Rollercoaster Tycoon, not Oil Tycoon to play on the computer, cause Rollercoaster Tycoons always support helping the poor pay for their heating bills, but Oil Tycoons, no.

Some dumb kid shot people in his Tennessee school. So what's to blame now, video games, TV, who knows. It is a cry for help of course, though no motive has been given. And just as these cries for help have been ignored, so will his cries be ignored again when he is being given a prostate exam by the Barney the inmate physician. Whooo Whoooooo, Ramming speed.

British scientists say estrogen helps women be better drivers and multi taskers. I disagree, I feel that all drivers are idiots no matter what sex they are.

Tornadoes have ravaged the north US this past week. These strong storms made areas in Indiana look like the hurricane ravaged areas. Nothing funny about tornadoes trashing over 600 homes or killing 22 or more, it just goes to prove tornadoes suck...Seriously.

A cat is resting up at an animal shelter in Washington state after leaping from a pickup, scampering through traffic, plunging 70 feet into the chilly Columbia River and swimming 600 feet to shore. I don't know how many lives that used up but that is one tough pussy.

Prop 2 in Texas was passes, even though it was already in the books that marriage was between a man and a woman. So for the first time in history, hate and bigotry were added to the state constitution instead or removed. Rick Perry sucks, Texas sucks, lots of stuff sucks.

Finally I want to give a shout out to Randy of 2 Guys 1 Brain, for reminding me that I want to do a podcast. I enjoy Andy and Randy's show so much, and it really did inspire me to want to do one, and I just wanted to say thanks for all the great shows and laughs, you guys are the best.