I need to start working out.

Somedays I look in the mirror, and I say the same thing, but mine is because I am out of shape, It isnt a fantasy that I want, its a nightmare I hope to prevent and get rid of. ManBOOBs, the silent killers of selfesteme. Ok I barely have them, but I do wakeup at night screaming about the some day, if I dont work out, that I might have them.

Pukes...

Cat Wheel

I wish we had one of these, then perhaps Bastian would tire himself out quicker. Honey, get on the drawing board, I want a cat wheel...

Hey Kids. . . Lets go on a Sleigh Ride

Just hear those pink slips crinkle-ing
Ring ting tinkle-ing too
Come on, it's lovely weather
To be laid off together with you

Outside the economy is falling
And friends are calling "F You!"
Come on, it's lovely weather
To be laid off together with you

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap
let's go
They showed us the do’
Now We're under an over-pass doing blow

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap it's grand
Just holding your hand
We’re living in a box downtown
With a squeegee and an out stretched hand.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And it’s so ozone-y, Yippee
We're snuggled up together
Even though we both smell like pee

Let's take the road before us
And check the classifieds too
Come on, it's lovely weather

To be laid off together with you

Jez' Crist. . .

"We simply cant wait to have you over again."



I know this is a public blog and if I want to send a message, I can use email, BUT.....If you aren't Donald or Michael, this post isn't really for you so scroll down and have some Fajitas instead. If you don't like it, suck it. . .

. . . But if you are, good times. Fun. You two have a really nice and beautiful house, and as I said, I can't wait to see what you do with it when you get going and recover from the move itself. We had so much fun, I love it, I love it, I LOVE IT!!! Plus Dinner was Very Good thank you Michael. On a more personal note, it makes me very happy that things are ending up where they are. You guys are very important and I am glad to have you in our circle. You have been missed. Well I would go on for lines and lines, but wouldn't you know it today I actually have some work to do, but to recap:

*Good Times
*Fun
*Great food
*Beautiful House
*Love it Love it Love it.

Two Lips, a Kiss, Jez Crist...

Stevie Nick's Fajita Roundup

You want Burritos....I sure hope you can keep them down...

Summertime...

The Heat makes everyone crazy, so I am offering a summer carol to add to the madness.

(To the tune of THE CHRISTMAS SONG)

Raw eggs cook out upon the sidewalk while,
Melanoma's nipping at your nose.
Crys of heat exhaustion, and a squirrel catching on fire,
And Folks who are sweating off their clothes.
Everybody knows some jerk or stupid hoe,
Could the damn sun be more bright.
Metal pots left outside start to glow
100+ Makes it hard to sleep at night.
We Know no rainclouds are on their way -
Just lots of dust, and ozone's here to stay.
And every motherF#*&ers gonna try,
To see if electric bills really know how to fly.
And so I'm Offering this simple phrase,
To damn kids and especially to you.
Although it's been said many times
many ways, I'm heat stroking, F you.

Melting . . .

Good Morning. . .I'm Here!!!!!

So I says to Mable, I says: "Well, I only have the best partner in the world." And you know something? Its true, He gets a little bla-daow, and he gets me a little BLING! Why? Me confused? Well so was I but he did it because he loved me, so now we are a happy 2 Creative Zen MP3 Player family, and it is as fun as I imagined. So welcome to Us, to the MP3 generation, its not a big deal, I just like it a lot and it was about time for us both. Thank you honey, I love you.

Kisses...