I need to start working out.

Somedays I look in the mirror, and I say the same thing, but mine is because I am out of shape, It isnt a fantasy that I want, its a nightmare I hope to prevent and get rid of. ManBOOBs, the silent killers of selfesteme. Ok I barely have them, but I do wakeup at night screaming about the some day, if I dont work out, that I might have them.

Pukes...

Cat Wheel

I wish we had one of these, then perhaps Bastian would tire himself out quicker. Honey, get on the drawing board, I want a cat wheel...

Hey Kids. . . Lets go on a Sleigh Ride

Just hear those pink slips crinkle-ing
Ring ting tinkle-ing too
Come on, it's lovely weather
To be laid off together with you

Outside the economy is falling
And friends are calling "F You!"
Come on, it's lovely weather
To be laid off together with you

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap
let's go
They showed us the do’
Now We're under an over-pass doing blow

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap it's grand
Just holding your hand
We’re living in a box downtown
With a squeegee and an out stretched hand.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And it’s so ozone-y, Yippee
We're snuggled up together
Even though we both smell like pee

Let's take the road before us
And check the classifieds too
Come on, it's lovely weather

To be laid off together with you