Don't you hate it ....

When your walking down the street, and you see someone from your past, who you don't want to talk to. So you look down and walk by, hoping that they wont see you. BUT THEY RECOGNIZE YOU, they Recognize you, and they stop you and say, "Hey (Your Name Here), were you gonna walk by me without saying hello?" And you say, "No Mom." - JT

I do not believe in mothers day. There I said it. For that matter, I don't believe in fathers day either. I don't believe in any of the extra Retail holidays, just the important ones. If it isn't a Birthday or an Actual holiday some one celebrates, like Xmas or Solstice or Ramadan or Hanukkah, then its crap and presents should not be expected or required. I guess if you want, valentines day can be an exception, and of course your own personal anniversary's, but otherwise.....Crap. I just hate this 2 week to 1 1\2 month holiday advertising buffer. And the people of the land are brainwashed into thinking that they deserve a gift on these days, and get upset if they don't. I heard a radio commercial for a jewelry store and the guy was all......"Hey, I need to find my wife a really nice mothers day present, like this 3 karat diamond bracelet on sale for only blah blah blah. HELLO, did you marry your mom? Gross! If you insist on getting a mothers day present for your mom then fine, I do admit I get mine a card, no harm there but, I think husbands are actually expected to get their wives something for mothers day. Which is, oh I don't know, STUPID, lets just say. So if you get married you not only have to get your mom a present, but your wife too? And also, Moms expect their kids to get the Grandmother a present too!!! Some poor bastards out there are getting Pyramid Fucked because they have to support the quadrant of retail by getting their mom a present, getting their wife a present (Stupid), getting their grandmother a present (dumb) and buying their kids a present for the selfish wife who still expects something out of him. 4 presents, 4! What in the hell is wrong with the world today? Just to add a touch o hypocrisy to the whole thing, don't think for one second this goes on for Fathers day. At least not to that extent. Now don't get me wrong, I am not saying lets hand out gasoline martinis and noose neck ties on these special fake days. But I am. Oh and for all you churchies out there, you are screwed even more, because of Special (in the Corky sense) mothers day services. In which you have to buy flowers and corsages and there is pageantry and poof and I just threw up.


Kisses. . .