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Today in what's news to me....

The first Solar sail envisioned by Carl Sagan is being launched from a Russian Sub. The technology is unproven and untested, and all theoretical. The idea is to use photons from the sun to propel a craft with a sail that is 5 microns, or 1\5th the thickness of a trash bag, at ever increasing speeds throughout the solar system. It will be visible from the ground in orbit as its systems are tested. We all know it works though since Captain Sisko sailed around in one with Jake in Star Trek. If we know anything its that Star Trek is never wrong, and since this isn't a NASA thing, the mission is sure to succeed.

In South Carolina, a 17 year old boy has been arrested and charged with the rape\molested of a 3 and 13 year old girl. Harsher charges have been added on due to his rape of a neibors dog, who later died from internal bleeding. Someone needs to put this kid to sleep, after a thorough prostate exam from Big Sammy the Prision broom czar.

Rick Perry did one smart thing this year, he signed a law protecting the right to spank and discipline your kids. In the same session, he cut the retirement benefits for teachers. Well 1 smart bill out of 300 isn't bad, what an asshat. Is there anything the man cant screw up? We at Timmy J Studios think not.

A Nun was crucified in an exorcism, and was killed. If only she had shaved her beard before hand, the priest might not have thought she was Jesus in drag. Holy sacrament bat man!!!

Finally a credit to Fark for this gem: Scientist are learning all kinds of new stuff about dinosaurs using the fake bones they planted(millions of years ago) to undermine the Lord.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8272638/site/newsweek/page/1/

Kisses.....