The Window of Turin and other news...

Apparently Jesus is here in TX, in "Cow Town" as the yokels call it. Yes apparently Jesus is bored and decided to appear in a window in Fort Worth to heal the blind and all that jazz. People are claiming miracles happen just by touching it. I don't see it. I think people see what they want to see and since there is no record of what Jesus looked like, how do people see him and Mary in so man places? Apparently the salvation of mankind rests on dirty windows and overviews pillars, not to mention toast and sheets stained with coffee. When a Timmy smudge attracts hundreds, PLEASE people don't pray to me, just send cash. Thanks.

NBC 5 hits new low as the above story is their top story today. Gannon starts in their news room Tuesday..

Locally, morons from a different state have ruined a wonderful park for the entire metroplex, as Ft Worth settles and adds walls to the water garden main active pool. They are also replacing the pump and lowering the water level. The new "Improvements" will cost aprox. 3 million dollars. I think perhaps they need to take the money for the walls and invest in a sign with audio that tells people who may or may not be able to read that the water garden active pool, which in its day was a scary awe inspiring work of art, is not for swimming. The signs there are so small, and who the hell wouldn't want to jump into something that is clearly not a pool with raging waters in it. Oh wait, OH NO, they were here for a religious conference and some were children. Too bad, kids are dumb, and the adult is dumber for letting them get in. Suffer.

Corey Clark, who aledged that he made nasty with Paula Abdul, is upset that the Affair was spoofed on the finale of American Idol. Come on guy, look at you, Paula could get anyone. I am sorry she blew the whistle that you are a loser, but by now the country knows you didn't get any. Go get a job like the rest of us. If I am wrong and you did sleep with her, try not to freak out about it. Its still sad you are trying to profit off of it just because she wont return your phone calls, grow up.

Studies show women don't get paid as much if they are overweight at work. That is truly sad, but what is even sadder, is it seems it is the opposite for men. They get a beer gut bonus.

And finally...Viagra may cause blindness, your mom told you not to play with it.

Kisses...