In The News Today...

Ellen DeGeneres, our funny little Ellen, reveals in Allure Magazine that she was molested by her Stepfather as a teen. Its awful when nice people have bad things happen to them. The Good news, she is a strong voice to help speak out against this tragic and destructive type of behavior. We Love you Ellen D.

British scientists say that they key to winning in sports, Wear Red. Apparently it does not apply to advancement or being appreciated at your place of employment. Believe me.

Update: Kylie M will have surgery this week, doctors report the cancer has not spread to any other areas of her body. (Good Mojo to KM, Get well soon)

Ebay is coming to cable. That's right, now more people than ever can bid on useless crap they don't need, reaching that very important demographic, those who are to poor for internet access. (Hey Ma, I reckon we ought to bid on that 1950 chamber pot. How long you figure it takes to cook chamber anyhow?)

The Man accused of taping his brothers doggy's mouth shut is found guilty. News Flash Dumbass, Dogs do 3 things, Eat, Crap and Bark. I think we should dip you in gold paint, and tape your mouth shut, and see how you like it.

Internet hookup PERVES are being busted left and right in DFW. Older men looking to meet younger women (as in 10-13yrs) are being caught in a sting to get these people to wake up and stop what they are doing. Reports indicate that Woody Allen has canceled any future trips to the DFW Metroplex.

On a final note, I love Oprah, she does good things and is funny, and oh so very informative. Oprah, Call Me.......