It Gonna Rain

Well it already did, but anyway, here is stuff that is going on.

The Runaway Bride (Puke I know) was found guilty and ordered to pay over $13,000 in fines and ordered to continue her mental health treatment. From the look of her new haircut, she had some of her fellow loonies giver her a trim with saftey scissors. I don't know why she got the haircut but I hope it wasn't so people wouldn't recognize her, because unless she gets an eye transplant and a thyroidectomy, people will always remember those crazy eyes. Good Luck MR RUNAWAY...You will need it.

Landslides stun residents of California Mts. I cant really rip on them cause it really sucks, but the news has been in shock of these landslides. Which is about as stupid as someone saying "I never in a million years thought a tornado would hit my trailer here in TX". Duh, California = earthquakes and landslides, read the damn brochures before you move to a new state people.

The 49ers have a huge controversy due to a in-house video featuring topless women and Softcore L-wordish Porn. Why it is a shock that coaches and the like show this stuff to a football eam is beyond me. It is funny that someone got fired over it and then was all "Oh I didn't know it would offend or upset people. I thought everyone liked my sleazy brand of lockerroom fun. Dumbass...

Civil rights groups don't want the Minutemen coming to Texas in October. These groups along with clergy and others don't want people enforcing our border and keeping illegal aliens out of our state and country. I am not even touching this with a 50 foot pole. I will just say one thing, Minutemen... If you need directions Here is a link to find your way. www.maps.google.com

Neil Armstrong is mad cause he got a haircut and the barber sold his hair for $3000. He wants his hair back and for the guy to donate the profit to charity. The barber said he already spent the money and wont pay it back. If I were Neil, I would start an eBay account right away and get a piece of that moon man pie. That sounds bad huh, dirty readers.

Finally, Adult sites on the internet will be shuffled off to a .xxx address. Young college men all around the world cry foul as they will have to redo all of their bookmarked pages in their web browsers.

that's all for now. Kisses...