In the news...

Hey Hey Kids, Here's what's news to me.....

Don't be gay in the Mediterranean. One man lost his license to drive because of it. Though he got it back in court, but don't cheer yet, the Sicilian court said that even though he had a personality disturbance (Thanks Mussolini) he should still be able to drive ok. He apparently lost his hair and is in shock due to the outrage, (he is only 23). Well Danilo, might as well go strait, the no baldys and no fatties rule is still in our rulebook as far as I know, then you can drive anywhere. Hey Italy, I don't think you need to be so uptight about gay people. Your country is shaped like a stiletto boot and you have a Wang of a tower that leans as a tourist trap. Shut your pie hole and keep pumping out those pizzas.

Here in Texas, the Teen Accused In the Day Care Crash will Remain In Juvenile Detention. Well that's not good enough, I think they should tie her to one of those barrels full of water, put her in the middle of a racetrack, and watch as each child in the accident gets a turn "trying" to miss her on the TX Motor Speedway.

Here is a headline from up north:
Mom Takes Stray Bullet In Mouth While Breast-Feeding a Baby
Well I guess that is the universes way of telling you to stop sucking on yourself. It's not right. Get up and go to the fridge like the rest of us.

New Jersey Drivers are among the worst according to a national study. I personally beg to differ.

GM is on a new Ad Campain to allow those in the public to get their Employee discount for the first time ever, in order to boost sales. General Motors will also be cutting 25,000 jobs. I guess we know now where all of the "Employee discounts for the public" are coming from.

Medical Mary Jane is now not legal anymore. People who used it are sad. It sure is a shame that the only way to get pot is with a prescription. . . . .Don't sweat it Medical Pot users. There are 100 losers to every 1 pharmacy in this country and maybe more. Your supply is safe, but no longer covered by your PPO.

Finally Dolphins who have learned to use sponges to protect their snouts while searching for food on the sea floor, have passed on the knowledge for generations and still do today, they often use tools in their every day lives. Can world domination be far behind? I for one welcome our Aquatic overlords. I am sure they will bring back AQUA since they sing in dolphin range anyway, and the shortage of tuna for our new Kings from the sea, wont be missed by me at all. P.S. Your cat wants a cork for Xmas...