Ok, so James and I were walking with Megan the other night, and 
WTF did I see but a Hairy Fat Tarantula on the Sidewalk.  Now I am all about them being in Zoos and pet stores and stuff but come on.  I have noticed lately that spiders have really gotten bold in their pursuit to take over humanity. I want to offer them shelter under my shoe when it is raining, but forget they are there by mistake as I walk off.  
Oh that's right, it could happen.  You laugh now, but there are tons on our balcony, on the sidewalks, and hello out doors.  I think we need to re-work our arachnid-Human treaty and set some tariffs on them if they keep encroaching on our concrete jungle.  But that's probably just me.  Don't Say I didn't warn you.   
--End Rant--