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A New Hampshire Republican senator won over 800K in the powerball lottery. Now isn't that a bitch. As if he doesn't have enough money already, now he is even richer. I guess it isn't his fault though, it is a gamble so he has a right to win. But by the looks of his photo, I hope that is enough money to cover a personality transplant poindexter.

More surfers bitten by shark news this week. I get the love of surfing, but really, you people go out there and marinate in salty water (Which I hear makes you tender B.T.W.), and then are shocked and horrified when a shark takes a chunk out of your tender thigh. I have heard sharks don't really like the taste of people, its their way of Taking all they want, but eating all they take, and they just don't like us for dinner. I don't know how this conclusion was arrived at, but that's what they say. But if these surfers keep getting sampled by the shark population, they may develop a taste for us even more than they have, and that's a reality show that writes itself. Jaws: Out Swim, Out Last, Don't Die......

A mother in San Francisco tossed her 3 children into the bay, so far only one body has been found. But she claims she couldn't help it, MMMMMmmm She heard Voices, and Dogs commanded her to do things. The Voices said, "Throw your children into the water." However investigators have found that two yuppies were under the pier, and one told the other, "Throw some sushi to that otter." A simple mistake that could happen to anyone, No?

Petting Zoos, be on alert. Your little animals are giving kids E.COLI!!!! Parents are being warned of the danger. HEY PARENTS, have you seen goats and donkeys and other petting zoo animals? They're Nasty, you shouldn't let your kids touch them for that reason alone. Besides, if the animal can be found in a crappy neibours back yard, its no zoo, its a farm, but who's gonna go to a farm and pay 8 bucks to milk Betsy?

ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (AP) -- A 93-year-old driver apparently suffering from dementia fatally struck a pedestrian and drove for three miles with the man's body through his windshield. Just another reason that Wilma needs to get her act together and wipe that state clean. I have never liked Florida, and I probably never will. The people there are weird and their businesses are shady. I think we should let nature reclaim Americas Wang, or Bushyland, as I like to think of it. Nothing good comes from Florida, except gator tails and oranges, and you can get both of those things from other places much nicer. Screw you Florida, and screw your demented, petrified drivers, who try to be nice by picking up passengers for free, but ask that they securely fasten the windshield around their waste for safety.

Finally, in the Local news, nothing is going on here. Have a good weekend people.

Kisses. . .